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Ola all of you up yonder in {{French fry land}}
its me again && im just roastin down here in Brasil w/ my new kangaroo buddy jess (( shes from the true "DoWn UnDeR"))
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Annywayzz uh.. we went to uberlandia for "the weekend" cause we had a meeting with all the exchangees in our district && im still here
..a week later..
So anyways, my lil buddy is gonna say hello and the following retardnosisity are just a few of the many inside jokes we've managed to come up with. .
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Hey guys! Its Jesso! All the way from Uberlandia with Abs! I promise i dont jump, i dont have a pouch...unless of course there are kangas with crazy curly hair and heaps of memories with their special american equivalents!! Take care...Lots of love and billions of big brasilian beijos! xx
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InsIDe JOKeS stArt hErE::
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--SOOOO qUeRioUS!!
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-- TULiP !!--
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Today was a nice day..
uhm..
you WERW Terry sweet potato pie
blah blah..
Plus Sized Manican
DoWNY // TeRRy
Jimmy rigged.. uhm.. JeRRY RiGGed.. JamIe RiGGED
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The UNpLEaSANT SiGHT oF Fred in a speeeeeedo..
..nakey pics!!
WhAt iN THe NaME Of SanTAS PantiEs IS A BUdgIe??.. (( catcher ?!?!?))
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".\\ BLOG MoMeNt!!! //. "
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..nEgaTive nanNy..
\\ .. ShEs GOing HoMe.. //
--GRAÇAS O DEUS --
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-- abANDOneD moNCHila in dOWnTown UbeRLAndIA--
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We visited a Granny Sweat Shop..
(( PrOdUCtIon liNE oF weAvEd mAts ))
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BEC gETting rObbeD of.. 10 ReAIS
.. getting robbed of $4.10
"RAh Rah raH"
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abbe // albert?? He.. She.. It??
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HOME HOME ON THE RANGE..
GImmE A hOMe aMongst THe GuM tReEs
-- Flippin' character building excercises
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"Flipped Burgers"
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" ... im TiRED.. "
-- jOiN thE cLub --
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{{ Pirou
Minha cabeça
E o coração
Feito bola de sabão
Me Desmancho por você }}
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-- ProNunCiAtioN GUiDe WHeN ViSiTiNG BrASiL-LaND::
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\\ BaNg -- BaNg //
aka BuN-Gie BuN-Gie
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// NeW YoRK \\
Nova Yorkeee
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//PiNG PoNG\\
Pingy Pongy
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//HiP HoP\\
Hippy Hoppy
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\\ RoCK & RoLL//
Hocky Holey
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" I love you heaps".. ORRR " I love your hips" ????
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My new friend from Crocodile-Dundee-land!!
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\\ LAuGhinG the NiGHtS AwaY aNd
DozIng Off
lOoOng after THe sun wAkEs Up /
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" are you hungry"
.. NO!!!
"are you HUNGRY?"
..NO!!!!!!!
".. yes you are!!.. "
NO IM NOT ..MUIIITO Obrigada..
.. "heres some rice and beans.."
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BROwnIeS frOm A BoX MAdE in aN icE CrEAm coNTaINER..
".. thIS iS So amERIcaN .. "
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iN JeSS's MiND a GHoST WRiTeR WRiTEs GHoST SToRiES..
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[[ Welcome to wherever you are
This is your life, you made it this far
Welcome, you got to believe
Right here, right now you're exactly
where you're supposed to be
Welcome to wherever you are
This is your life, you made it this far
Welcome to wherever you are ]]
-- BON joVi --
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.. [[ Ive never worn a sLogan sHiRT in my liFe
.. im like an "i love jEsuS FReaK" ]]..
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... ThE MexICans..
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Living off condensed milk
{{ Leite Condensado!!}}
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.Boy w// backpack + Rotary = EXCHANGE STUDENT
(( ASSUMTION))
ToTaLLY BRASiLeiro!!
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".\\ BLOG MoMeNt!!! //. "
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Hide & sEEK wItH tHe CoOKiE DougH..
aCCiDenTaLlY fOrGoT to unhide it &&
finally emeRGEd FRoM THe BeDROom To BAkeD CoOKiEs
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>>bY JeSs && AbBe<<
XoXoXOXOxoXoXOXOxOxoXoXoxOXOxOxOx
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\\ PS .. THIS Was TOTalLY DUeL typIng //
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(( she tOtaLLy DOes mY SHiFT EVEn whEN iT CoMES TO sTICKy KeyS ))
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